masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

serfborts:

white fuckboy rappers be like…

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked is the greatest ice cream ever and I am gonna inhale the whole thing.

Even better when my dairy-allergic child isn’t here to possibly have a reaction. His grandparents took him for a drive.

This is a great day.

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elsonidoenelespejo:

Crystal Castles - Not In Love (Ft. Robert Smith)
"And we were lovers, now we can’t be friends"

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

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