Baby is asleep:

  • Me:*does laundry*
  • Me:*tidies house*
  • Baby:Zzzzzzzz
  • Me:*Pays bills*
  • Me:*Prepares dinner*
  • Baby:Zzzzzzzzz
  • Me:*Pokes baby*
  • Baby:Zzzzz
  • Me:*Lies down, covers self in blanket, closes eyes.*
  • Baby:GAAAAAAGGGEEEEEH!!

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

(Source: dailystir)

I have no idea what to do for Bastian’s first birthday beyond getting cake, snack trays, and some good food for guests to come and visit him for that whole day.

I’ll probably get a cute banner and some cups and plates and things and a cute hat for the birthday boy. Probably a present or two to open on that day.

We can’t do anything big for a few weeks after that. Most likely we’ll invite a bunch of people to go to the waterpark with us. Maybe rent a cabana so he can have some naps and have all his stuff in so it won’t be a big deal to be there for a whole day.

Yeah, I think that’s what we’ll do.

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jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

(Source: ktt)

via randomfactory (originally ktt)

flightcub:

totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”

It’s been like this all day.

He has days where he’s just exploring the house all day, and doesn’t want to be held much. And then there’s these days where he’s just clinging to me all day always.

Both are nice, it’s not like I mind. I just find it hilarious when he doesn’t see me for a whole minute and wanders the house going “mama! mamama!”

Oh, I just love this kid so.

mixedsiren:

Can we talk about this 😍

(Source: manicurs)

So hungry.

I realized I have all the ingredients to make a blueberry banana bread. I hope it turns out well. Just gotta wait until Bastian’s asleep so I can go do that and then make Michael cook me dinner.

He didn’t go to work today on purpose and has been sitting on his ass all day.

The baby has been koala bearing on to me the whole time and I’ve kept the house clean. So, dude is so cooking tonight.

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— Mark Victor Hansen (via motiveweight)